So here’s a hot take on my process of weeding through OkCupid profiles: Well you’ve got a stupid picture, goodbye. Sportsfan huh? I suppose I could… whoa REALLY big sportsfan. Goodbye. You pose with an animal you killed? While it’s still BLEEDING? Goodbye. You sure like posing with hot chicks. Goodbye. You just HAD to … Continue reading
which kind are you?
two groups of people… Group one is 50% homicidal maniacs who can’t wait to get their hands on some knives so they can go on killing sprees. The other 50% are kinda-sorta holding them back but mostly just doesn’t care if they go on a killing spree so long as the maniacs leave all the … Continue reading
Airbnb Lessons
I’ve been renting out my bedroom on Airbnb for a while now. It’s been interesting and profitable. On the whole, not an unhappy endeavor, but it’s not making me rich by any means. Based on the money I’ve put into it and the money I’ve made and the extra bills I’ve had to pay and … Continue reading
she would say anything to avoid being wrong
when I was getting a laundry basket in Lil Miss’ room was when I discovered some items with pee on them. me: oh great, the dog peed on these. LM: what? Me: at some point, your dog had to pee so she did it on your clothes over here LM: how do you know it … Continue reading
the olden mecha days
me: you will never see my photos from when I was a teen. Not happening. Eldest: oh really? Me: you don’t want to see me with a pink and purple mohawk with stripes shaved into the side of my head… Eldest: apparently you were an extra for Mad Max
Carrot Sticks – a side view
Carrot Sticks This, and the resulting very civil comments, is absolutely worth reading. is not that long. he’s talking about the mindset of the angry, rights-busting conservatives from an anthropological prism and I think he’s totally right. I would add that for some of these people, the consternation is twisted higher from … Continue reading