she would say anything to avoid being wrong

when I was getting a laundry basket in Lil Miss’ room was when I discovered some items with pee on them.
me: oh great, the dog peed on these.
LM: what?
Me: at some point, your dog had to pee so she did it on your clothes over here
LM: how do you know it was her?
Me: who the hell else could it be?
LM: …me?
Me: [deadpan] *you* peed on your own clothes? in the corner of the room?
LM: ….maybe?
Me: WHY the HELL would you do that?
LM:… um…
Me: Good gawd child, just accept that you didn’t take the dog out when you should have
LM: …okay


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