Me: yeah I stopped taking you to the grocery store for a while because you would just scream every time we went there and just act up something awful
Lil Miss: I screamed?
Me: yes
Lil Miss: and I tried to hit you?
Me: yes
Lil Miss: was I an octopus?
Me: ….wha?
Lil Miss *laughs like a loon*
Tag Archives: Non-Sequitors
she poops what?
when I woke up briefly in the wee hours of the morn, I felt something in the bed. I put my hand on it and felt it – it felt like a turd.
“Oh, no,” I thought, “Lil Miss has somehow evacuated in the bed”
Rather than jump up screaming, I picked it up and pulled out from under the covers. It was a round red strawberry.
Wha?
Flora falling
Lil Miss: [while eating dinner] Mommy? Which way did the tree fall?
Me: wha? uh… I don’t know?
Lil Miss: [exasperated sound] Down; it fell down.
Me: of course it did.
I’m sorry I’m so absent…
School’s kicking my ass.
Should be getting some breathing room the end of next week. I have a few plans about what I’ll be writing so expect a minor explosion of *ME* at that time. I had an amazing “moment” as well as some very sad ones too. Its all coming down the pike, I promise, come back in about two weeks!
In the meantime, here’s something to keep you busy:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Fyl_MrAOR9BoLedhCTrHar0uAi8_UB8pEZJWKxHeHu0/edit
Hungry?
Lil Miss: Mommy, I screaming!
Me: yeah I heard. Do you want a scone? Blueberry scone?
Lil Miss: no. I gotta be a kangaroo.
Me: …okaaay
video game logic
SNO: [explaining a video game plot] …then the midget turns out to be a crossdresser and –
Me: uh, what rating is this game again?
SNO: I DON’T KNOW!
SN1/2: It’s rated “Q” for “‘tarded”
Me: “Q” for “‘tarded”??
SN1/2: yeah, that’s how much sense this game makes.
smibbo 