I don’t know where this came from

Me: yeah I stopped taking you to the grocery store for a while because you would just scream every time we went there and just act up something awful
Lil Miss: I screamed?
Me: yes
Lil Miss: and I tried to hit you?
Me: yes
Lil Miss: was I an octopus?
Me: ….wha?
Lil Miss *laughs like a loon*


she poops what?

when I woke up briefly in the wee hours of the morn, I felt something in the bed. I put my hand on it and felt it – it felt like a turd. 
“Oh, no,” I thought, “Lil Miss has somehow evacuated in the bed”
Rather than jump up screaming, I picked it up and pulled out from under the covers. It was a round red strawberry.


I’m sorry I’m so absent…

School’s kicking my ass.

Should be getting some breathing room the end of next week. I have a few plans about what I’ll be writing so expect a minor explosion of *ME* at that time. I had an amazing “moment” as well as some very sad ones too. Its all coming down the pike, I promise, come back in about two weeks!


In the meantime, here’s something to keep you busy: