she poops what?

when I woke up briefly in the wee hours of the morn, I felt something in the bed. I put my hand on it and felt it – it felt like a turd. 
“Oh, no,” I thought, “Lil Miss has somehow evacuated in the bed”
Rather than jump up screaming, I picked it up and pulled out from under the covers. It was a round red strawberry.

Wha?

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