Lil Miss have a two-sided ‘discussion’ with herself]

“do you wanna eat?”
“no”
“do you wanna wie down?”
“no”
“do you wanna go outside?”
“no”
“do you wanna shoes?”
“no”
“do you wanna boots?”
“no”
“agh! what do you wann?”
“I just wanna arglebargleblahblah!”
“put that back! right now! do you understand?”
“one”
“TWO”
“THREE!”
“ahh! no hitting!”
“you in time-out!”
“stop that right NOW!”
“do you unnerstan?”
“aaahhh![pretend crying]”
“wassamatter baby? you hurt? awww c’mere cuddles”
“ahhhh! No! I don’t wan it!”
“aww you wanna sit?”
“no”