Lil Miss: Its not almost seven!Me: Uh, yes it is, the clockLil Miss: NO ITS NOTMe: Girl, are you arguing with me about *time*? Lil Miss: …noMe: I don’t make the time. The clock says what it says. Its not a matter of opinion.Lil Miss: FINE. *stomps off*
I will be doing an extensive write-up about my trip to Norway. It is epic. Or possibly many parts. Haven’t decided just yet. Need to finish at least some of it first. SOON!
I began the following when my daughter was 2-3 yrs old. I put it aside because I wanted to make sure I still felt this way after time had passed. I do so here it is Lil Miss just came up the stairs carrying her portable DVD player (we bought it for her second-ever car … Continue reading
Lil Miss: Look at what I’m doing! Me: hmm.. uh well that’s nice but I kind of need this… please don’t write on my notes any more Lil Miss: okay but you needed periods. And question marks. You forgot all the periods. Me: well you are so right, I did. Thanks for fixing that. Lil … Continue reading
Dear immune system, I know I don’t treat you right and for that I’m so sorry. I think part of it is that I never really had much role modelling about how to treat my body and instead inherited a very strict work ethic and ego-destroying philosophy. On the whole, I’m okay with that (I … Continue reading
I have had four children. I am also under five feet tall. I have an “orphan disease” called Jarcho-Levin AKA spondylocostal dysostosis. (I’ve written about that a couple of times) which means rather than having a long torso and short limbs like most “classic” dwarves, I have a short torso and long limbs. So you … Continue reading