Pain Internal Chatter

Adult: See? I told you! This is real. This hurts. Stop pretending it isn’t going to happen.

Inner Child: But I don’ yike it. It make bad sad time to need pills.

Shitty Committee: We just want to say that clearly this happens because you’re a lazy weak shameless addict who lies about needing medicaiton just so she can get happy pills

Adult: Shitty Committee is overruled. They have things entirely backwards and besides since when is it a bad thing to want to be happy?

Body: Shitty Committee is going to be ignored today. We’ve been sending out pain alerts for a while now and getting no answer. Without alternate solutions, we will continue sending out messages until we are heard.

Shitty Committee: See? You are whining for pills like a damned addict

Body: WE WILL DROWN YOU OUT IF YOU DON”T SHUT UP

Adult: omg everyone please stop. there are things that have to be done

Inner Child: I don’ wanna do nuffin. hurts.

Adult: there is a child needing to be attended to today. Body will ratchet down a notch at least when child is present

Inner Child: Really?

Adult: Not talking about you. Go take a nap

Inner Child: Don’ wanna

Shitty Committee: You negotiate with Inner Child? Ugh, you are so lame and stupid. Can’t even take control when its called for.

Body: WE WILL SHOUT LOUDER THAN YOU

Adult: Shitty Committee WILL shut up or body will just send more urgent messages… you guys are locked in a vicious cycle. Somebody step away!

Inner Child: alcohol will shut them both up

Body: Message reprint: ad infinitum until resolution, that is all

Adult: Alcohol is a bad idea, we need to be alert and in charge today

Inner Child: but Whyyyyyyyy?

Adult: omg go have a candy bar. will that make you happy?

Inner Child: maybe… let’s try a couple and see

Body: No, it won’t make us happy at all

Adult: wasn’t talking to you.

Body: message reprint

Adult and Inner Child and Shitty Committee: YES WE KNOW

Body: okay okay everybody take a break

Adult: *sigh* finally!

Inner Child: Where’s my candy bar?

Shitty Commmittee: …can’t even get a candy bar? You’re so

Adult: OMG SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU

Body: break’s over.

Adult: i’m geting a candy bar and some chai

Inner Child: that’ll work

Shitty COmmmittee: *omph glomph nom nom*

Body: Flood of confidence complete.Shitty Commmittee silenced temporarily

Adult: thanks

Inner Child: I need another candy bar

Adult: no problem

Body: commencing reprint of messages

Adult: oy vey

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