Adult: See? I told you! This is real. This hurts. Stop pretending it isn’t going to happen.
Inner Child: But I don’ yike it. It make bad sad time to need pills.
Shitty Committee: We just want to say that clearly this happens because you’re a lazy weak shameless addict who lies about needing medicaiton just so she can get happy pills
Adult: Shitty Committee is overruled. They have things entirely backwards and besides since when is it a bad thing to want to be happy?
Body: Shitty Committee is going to be ignored today. We’ve been sending out pain alerts for a while now and getting no answer. Without alternate solutions, we will continue sending out messages until we are heard.
Shitty Committee: See? You are whining for pills like a damned addict
Body: WE WILL DROWN YOU OUT IF YOU DON”T SHUT UP
Adult: omg everyone please stop. there are things that have to be done
Inner Child: I don’ wanna do nuffin. hurts.
Adult: there is a child needing to be attended to today. Body will ratchet down a notch at least when child is present
Inner Child: Really?
Adult: Not talking about you. Go take a nap
Inner Child: Don’ wanna
Shitty Committee: You negotiate with Inner Child? Ugh, you are so lame and stupid. Can’t even take control when its called for.
Body: WE WILL SHOUT LOUDER THAN YOU
Adult: Shitty Committee WILL shut up or body will just send more urgent messages… you guys are locked in a vicious cycle. Somebody step away!
Inner Child: alcohol will shut them both up
Body: Message reprint: ad infinitum until resolution, that is all
Adult: Alcohol is a bad idea, we need to be alert and in charge today
Inner Child: but Whyyyyyyyy?
Adult: omg go have a candy bar. will that make you happy?
Inner Child: maybe… let’s try a couple and see
Body: No, it won’t make us happy at all
Adult: wasn’t talking to you.
Body: message reprint
Adult and Inner Child and Shitty Committee: YES WE KNOW
Body: okay okay everybody take a break
Adult: *sigh* finally!
Inner Child: Where’s my candy bar?
Shitty Commmittee: …can’t even get a candy bar? You’re so
Adult: OMG SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU
Body: break’s over.
Adult: i’m geting a candy bar and some chai
Inner Child: that’ll work
Shitty COmmmittee: *omph glomph nom nom*
Body: Flood of confidence complete.Shitty Commmittee silenced temporarily
Inner Child: I need another candy bar
Adult: no problem
Body: commencing reprint of messages
Adult: oy vey