Lil Miss: I’m done! See? (tips plate)
Me: great. put your plate in the sink or on the counter?
LM: on the whaaaa?
Me: the counter. or the sink.
LM: but I can’t put it in my butt?
Me: ….
LM: are you sure it won’t fit in my butt?
Me: I’m sure, yes. that plate will not fit in your butt.
LM: cuz it’ll hurt?
Me: yes.
LM: and it’ll break my butt?
Me: probably
LM: and it’ll pop my butt?
Me: ?
LM: and I’ll be dead?
Me: I doubt that but you sure won’t be very happy.
LM: so-
Me: how about you put your plate in the sink
LM: Counter.
Me: awesome.