Lil Miss: what is Santa Claus’ name?
Me: uh, Its Nicholas, actually.. some peoplel call him Kris I think but
Lil Miss: MICMOLASS? what is THAT?
Me: Nicholas, that’s his name.
Lil Miss: and MY name is [Lil Miss] cuz I’ma girl
Me: yuh huh
Lil Miss: and YOUR name is “hon”
Me: whut?
Lil Miss: and that means you’re a big girl so you can pick stuff up and carry it
Me: *snerk* sure. that’s what it means