Cat: YOWL!
me: what?
Cat: YEWL!
Me: what?!
Cat: M’ROWL!
Me: you’ve got food, water, WHAT??
Cat: YEOW!!
Me: (opening door and gesturing outside) Feel free to go outside if our humble abode does not meet your approval
Cat: …
Me: (slamming door shut) I thought so
Cat: yewl?