SNO caught me reading up on the fire that brought down Johnny Cash’s former residence. He asked if I knew who owned it. “yeah,” I said “Barry Gibb, of the Bee Gees…”

SNO commences to singing in a falsetto voce to the tune of “stayin alive”

“well you you can tell by the way my house burned down, it’s bound to flame, right down to the ground…. paint that flames as you can see, will burn it nice, like gasoline…. if it burns, that’s okay, I’ll get insurance any-way….”

Just STOP, son…. STOP.

*trying to figure out if I should be giggling or apalled*