Son Number Three: hey mom, in My Video game, there’s a part where you can throw incendinary –

Me: Incendiary

SNT: incendendinary bombs and-

Me: Incendiary

SNT: insentidiary

ME: look at me, [points to mouth] “in-SEND-dee-AIR-ee”

SNT: “in-sennnnd- uh”

Me: “in-SEND-dee-AIR-ee”

SNT: “in-SEND-dee-AIR-ee”

Me: good.

SNT: where you can throw cannisters to blow the stuff up and….

*le sigh*