Son Number Three: hey mom, in My Video game, there’s a part where you can throw incendinary –
Me: Incendiary
SNT: incendendinary bombs and-
Me: Incendiary
SNT: insentidiary
ME: look at me, [points to mouth] “in-SEND-dee-AIR-ee”
SNT: “in-sennnnd- uh”
Me: “in-SEND-dee-AIR-ee”
SNT: “in-SEND-dee-AIR-ee”
Me: good.
SNT: where you can throw cannisters to blow the stuff up and….
*le sigh*