Baph: hey look! there’s a cat in the window!

Son number two: ohhh! pretty kitty! [etc]

Baph: [makes clicking/tutting sound to call cat]

[Cat looks over]

SNTw: OOO! You speak-a de cat?

Baph: uh, yeah. I speak cat!

SNTw: can I speak-a de cat?

Baph: sure….. [instructs SNTw in cat-calling]

SNTw: [clicking/tutting sound]

Baph: very good!

SNTw: What’d I say?

Baph:  uh….