son number two walks in while I’m lost in online-land ‘o’ other-peoples-misery.
Son: Mom, you forgot to make da green cookies.
Me: I didn’t forget; I don’t want to make them.
Son: (Scandalized) Mom! You got to make da green cookies!
Me: no, I don’t want green cookies.
Son: okay.
(Walks out mumbling)
Me: what?
Son: okay, I go make da green cookies… no problem…
me: WAAAAAAAIT!