I get up in the morning and take the dog outside. Immediately I notice bright yellow flowers in the middle of my front lawn. They are big, they are bright, they are incredibly yellow, they are ridiculously impossible to miss.
Baph walks in behind me.
Baph: what are you looking at?
Me: someone planted flowers on the front yard.
Me: flowers. Yard. ….someone planted flowers. I’m not kidding.
Baph looks outside.
Baph: no, that’s squash.