Third son stayed over at my parents house once. A TV show they wanted to see was coming on so they decided to give in to his entreaties to play games online. My dad was tuning the set when my mom came back in the room.

“I can’t get it,” she said, tight-lipped.
“what’s the problem?” my dad said
“well he wants to play some game on newGROUNDS dot com but all I see is porn”

Investigation revealed that third son had arrived at newGONADS dot com