conversation between son number one and I:
Son: oh, hey, you’re here.
Me: yeah, I’m here…. speaking of which… when you leave a message for me on my phone
Son: oh good, you got my message
Me: yeah, you need to be more descriptive
Me: yeah. Saying “I’m here” doesn’t help me figure out where you are.
Son: (embarrassed) oh… yeah… well I just figured….
Me: Son, lemme give you a little tip; when you call me…
Me: I can’t see you.
Son: right. got it.