Second son runs up to me breathless.
“Mom! I killed [first son]!!”
“oh really?” I reply, “what are you gonna do next?”
“BATTLE [first son]!!!”
first son calls from other room, “you can’t battle me! I’m dead!”
second son carefully thinks this over. Then screams, running down the hallway
“Oh no! ZOMBIES!! AUUUUUUUUGH!”