Cass Paisan: (third son) said to me

Cass Paisan: “I have 255 machine guns”

Cass Paisan:

“… in my shorts”

Quake Gibz: OMG

Quake Gibz: hahaha

Cass Paisan: then proceeded to tell me about taking them out of his pants to shoot them

Cass Paisan: I was awfully glad no one was around to hear that