son number three came home in a bright orange t-shirt and blue shorts.

Trouble was that he went to school in a white and red t-shirt and off-blue shorts.

“Why did you change your shirt?” I ask

he responds, “I just pulled up the shark shirt and took it off-”

“no no, I know how you changed your shirt. I wannna know why you changed your shirt,” I said.

“Because,” he said with complete sincerity, “it’s orange.”