son number three came home in a bright orange t-shirt and blue shorts.
Trouble was that he went to school in a white and red t-shirt and off-blue shorts.
“Why did you change your shirt?” I ask
he responds, “I just pulled up the shark shirt and took it off-”
“no no, I know how you changed your shirt. I wannna know why you changed your shirt,” I said.
“Because,” he said with complete sincerity, “it’s orange.”